What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your going to be alright just relax

But this is not

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

Bible.. Hm.?

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?